February 2012
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When I’m walking around Brooklyn listening to Santigold, I feel cool as hell. Not sure why.
Just Spent 12 Minutes Teaching Someone How to Add...
Goddamnit I love my job.
Well the new Tumblr Dash looks pretty Hap
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Art School is Only Teaching Me
To take a prompt or assignment and change it; only to justify it “creatively.”
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I Love
That we are a country that has a television series that sends people to places where people already live, and call it Survivor.
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Just in Case Any of you Guys Want to add me on... →
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Funfetti is the Most Baller Thing Ever
That is all.
Attempting to Write Poetry
Totally not working. The only thing coming out is nonsense.
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The Descendants Should Win Best Picture.
So yeah. It deserves it.
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C is the Heavenly Option
Looks like I'm gonna be interning at a...
They told me I was the best fit. Ironing out details this week. Super excited.
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Finally Started Watching How I Met Your Mother
Why hadn’t I before?
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Just sent in a resume for an internship. Several people kept sending me this ad in craigslist so I figured I’d have to apply. It’s doing PR and press releases for a venue in WIlliamsburg. If I get this internship I’m gonna be beyond words.
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Working with Old People
Customer: I'm mad you updated me to Lion
Me: Sorry ma'm if you take the time to learn it, it's actually a superior operating syst..
Customer; It is not!
Me: I apologize you are mad about the update to your computer what issue are you having exactly?
Customer: Well, I need to use my scanner, but your new operating system won't let me.
Me: Could you read me the error message?
Customer: Well its telling me I need to plug in through the USB drive
Me: So do that?
Customer: But I don't need to send an email.
Me: Excuse Me?
Customer: The USB drive is the place where email goes out.
Me: With all due respect, that's not the case
Customer: Your wrong.
Why do people call IT if they don't want to hear what you have to say.
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It's 2012
People need to learn that you don’t have to yell into your phone to be heard.
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Apparently
On music blogs, it’s now cool to call Bon Iver, Bonny Bear. I think this is hilarious and have no idea.
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Uh-Oh
Found my deviantart from high school. I don’t think worse poetry has been written.
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Really Bummed
I found out I couldn’t post gay porn to Rick Santorum’s Facebook page. Damn.
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Random Thought
I think atheism is the first step to freedom. When you eliminate the idea of God or the afterlife, it forces you to do everything you want and actually live.
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I Wish Winter Could be Resurrected.
I live in the Northeast because I like the cold. This weather is fucking with me.
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I'm in a Weird Place.
When I go to Massachusetts I want to be back in NYC. When I’m in NYC I want to be in Mass. It’s not so much wanting to be in one place or the other; it’s just needing to be in transit. I have a problem.
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Fallon as Neil Young covering “Whip My Hair” with Springsteen. A favorite of my father and I.
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Writing A Lesson Plan
A professor on campus asked me to come and teach a class all about reclaiming space and such. Should be fun. Not really sure what I’m going to say. Also, I’m going back to Massachussetts tomorrow for two nights. Gnarly.
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Valentine's Surprise
Did a malware scan of my big bad boss’ computer. His harddrive was littered with porn. Like enormous quantities. I’m thrilled.
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I WIll Go Ahead and Say it
Not only should Kanye’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy been nominated for “Best Album” it should have won it.
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Been Thinking
Might just get obliterated and play Legend of Zelda: The WIndwaker this weekend instead of socializing and being a normal person.
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Don't You Hate
Conservative Religious who claim that they and their religions are being discriminated against, because they they are told they cannot discriminate against the LBTQ community? Rick Santorum is claiming that Obama is discriminating against “his people(aka the largest majority which has had control over all minorities since the dawn of Christianity). Sorry, but don’t justify your bigotry...
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Still in Desperate Need to Be Somewhere I have...
Anywhere would do.
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Today I Finally Found Out What YOLO Means
You Only Live Once. Thank God I figured it out.
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Poet Problems
When reading something, whenever I see a line end, I read it as a line break.